How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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