PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
