Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
sick fucks of a feather flock together
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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