I wanna bring you to show and tell
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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