Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
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