Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
send nudes
from the living room?
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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