No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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