Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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