ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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