i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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