11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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