Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
He better not be in your backpack
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
There are leaves in my underwear?
Randomize
