all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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