The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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