Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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