Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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