I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Randomize
