HIV tests are more positive than that guy
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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