Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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