Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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