whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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