no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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