check it out our google latitudes are spooning
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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