butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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