yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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