I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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