kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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