Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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