i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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