Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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