She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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