The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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