You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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