I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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