its not stalking. its research.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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