Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
