Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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