:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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