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Moan for me like Helen Keller

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(281): View more from Texas

so now she's a stripper

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can't say i'm surprised

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(281): View more from Texas

My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally

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(916): View more from California

A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.

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(530): View more from California

She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.

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(804): View more from Virginia

she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.

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(360): View more from Washington

He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy

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(867): View more from Yukon/N.W.Territory

He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!

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