I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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