If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
You've changed since you got that strap on
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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