i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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