: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
We need to get me chipped asap
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