Dual....:-)
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
Randomize
