You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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