I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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