I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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