We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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