I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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