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say what?
wanna hang out?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
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