My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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