It's Friday. Sex?
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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