Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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