Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Randomize
