There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Randomize
