she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
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