it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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