Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
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