I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I wish i was in the wii world.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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